Top Entitled Karen Stories of the Winter: '[She] should have thought about it before starting an argument with someone you don't know!'

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  • A woman holds up her fists in the air outside.
  • Came across this lovely Karen today.

    L Community Group ill 1h. To parents in Oviedo and surrounding areas, who have students in photography classes make sure your student/ child knows. It is 100% ILLEGAL for your student to be taking pictures of animals on any property that is owned by another without said owners permission!! I have caught 2 students, female in a tan Toyota truck, taking pictures of my horses that are NOT their own!! It is 100% in my rights to have them delete every photo of my horses in my presence!! Police will b
  • Faustus_Fan Sounds like she's in Oviedo, Florida (unless, for some reason, she's writing this in English while living in Oviedo, Spain). Sorry, Karen,
  • but you only have a slight. leg to stand on if they are trespassing on your property. Otherwise, anything that can be seen from a public space may be photographed or video. recorded (with limited exceptions for secure sites, such as military locations. and the like).
  • LilDutchy If you can see it from public, it's in public. No expectation of privacy. I wanna go take pictures of horses now
  • A Karen Called The Police on my Basketball Hoop

    I just had the police knocking on my door, and the Officer let me know that someone in my neighborhood called the police because I put up my son's basketball hoop.
  • Who seriously is THAT pressed over A BASKETBALL HOOP. My son and his friends play every day and my son is prepping for Jr High ball so he needs the reps.
  • Of all the things to call the cops over, you call them over a basketball hoop?! My son wasn't even playing when they called he was at school.
  • Neighborhood Karen needs to settle down. The Officer was essentially laughing saying he couldn't order me to do anything about it because it's not illegal he just wanted us to know some Karen complained. Ridiculous. C
  • Review of my family-run local Chinese takeaway

    Takeaway Dinner | £10-20 Ordered a takeaway on Wednesday evening for my wife and I, very disappointed. After spending our usual £35 found our chicken balls and salt and pepper chips completely overcooked, and the chicken curry contained so much onion and carrots there was hardly any sauce. Called them to say what we had, only received an apology. Called back the next evening to ask if they would replace the chicken balls and salt pepper chips, and only asked for a curry sauce. Even offered to br
  • Sufficient_Shift_... Tried to return food a day later.......
  • OkFortune6494 It's hilarious that he was proud about dumping the food "in front of other customers" like he expected an applause from them. Dude you look like an unhinged crybaby psycho who is ab g kitchen staff.
  • Grow the f up. How are you going to be that angry and dissatisfied about the product of a restaurant, and then return the next day ready to eat more of their food.
  • Drive Thru Cars Kept Yelling 'She's A Karen'

    I was the Karen in this case apparently. I hadn't been to the new fast food drive thru yet with two lanes, but I heard how much faster it would be and was impressed, Got in line 'One' and
  • placed my order, then I sc d up. Somehow in my brain I decided if I ordered at line 'One' then I should go to pick up at window One and drove past the car sitting at window 'Two'. Yup, I did that. Well apparently both
  • ordering lines merge into one line and there is only one pick up window in operation. The window I pulled up to was being used to store stock with boxes blocking the window. So the people in all the cars started yelling out the window "A Karen, ok Karen!" |
  • was flustered looking around and realized what I did. To make matters worse they were backed up and I had to sit there a long time waiting for my order. If they made me wait on purpose... I don't blame them after seeing it from their POV.
  • Sadly, I'd rather be acknowledged as the idiot I was, rather than an entitled Karen.
  • A woman shovels snow in front of her car.
  • I sent a Karen [a] gift

    I had an experience with one in the wild. I wished I was quick enough to record the experience. I'll be short and sweet.
  • Its been a winter wonderland in the midwest lately which comes with lots of snow. The streets were being salted and plowed, and the sidewalks were a nice white path of fluffy coldness. It was the sidewalk which started the whole ordeal.
  • I'm walking my dogs on the sidewalk after it had snowed. It was midday and I rounded a corner to a subdivision where there's a park I usually go by. As I round the corner, there it was. The wild Karen.
  • I did not take her for a Karen right away, I just saw a woman shoveling the sidewalk about 100 feet in front of me. Didn't think anything of it. I continued down the sidewalk with a smile on my face, prepared for her to stop shoveling and move out of the way, or, in a rare chance she didn't see me, I would walk around her. As I get closer to this
  • hambeast, I give the midwest head nod and say "Hey there" as if I cared, but its again, midwest instinct to do so. "That's very re, you know. Walking on the sidewalk while I'm shoveling" She says.
  • I pause for a moment, stare at this woman who's laboring over the 20 feet of sidewalk she apparently found to be hard labor. There was a b ger hanging from her nose she obviously wasnt aware of, but I decided to avoid going right for that as I considered it low- hanging fruit (Pun intended)
  • "Wow...people like you really exist?" I stared at her wide eyed. "Yes, and I walk my dog too but I have the common decency to walk on the easement or in the street when I see people shoveling the walk."
  • I'm looking at the easement which has a good 2 feet of snow piled on it, and the street which has copious amounts of rock salt spread upon it which will k I my dogs paws. This woman really was mad at me for not scheduling my dog walk around her sidewalk shoveling time.
  • "Its not like I was kicking snow over your freshly shoveled part, what is the problem here?? aren't you shoveling this so people CAN walk on it??"
  • "Well its a complete lack of common sense to walk on it when there's snow on it, and furthermore-" "OKAY KAREN. HAVE A NICE DAY KAREN," I cut her off and started walking down the sidewalk as I was before.
  • "OKAY...BOB!!!" she yells back at me. I get back home and for some reason this woman really bothered me. But, I've always had a vindictive personality. No, I wasn't letting this go. I thought about it a bit, then I realized her fatal flaw. She got in an argument in front of her own house. I know where she lives, and she has no idea who I am.
  • I promptly ordered a single red rose from an online retailer and sent it to her house, with a card that said: "Love: Bob."
  • I originally was going to put "To: Karen, Love: Bob", but I am banking on the fact that she may be married, and hopefully her husband catches wind of it. It will at least result in an argument for a bit, thinking she's cheating on him. I didn't stop there.
  • I didn't stop there. Next week it snowed again. You're d straight I walked my dogs that day and stomped on her sidewalk to make the snow compact and harder to shovel, but I realized later that just makes other people's lives miserable in the event that she just stops shoveling it.
  • The next week, she received another gift: one of those prank gift cards that screams when you open it and cant be stopped, complete with a packet of glitter that explodes when opened. I'm sure she had fun cleaning that up. Glitter is arguably more annoying that snow in the house. I signed the card "To Karen, love Bob" this time.
  • Finally, over the last few days, I've been using an autodialer to call her phone number which I got on public records and had it spoof a few calls to her at 2am. I'm sure she's loving that too.
  • All in all, its petty, but woman should have thought about it before starting an argument with someone you dont know, right in front of her own house.

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